AnkenBauer Fun Facts
- Anko dated a zombie in high school
- Anko never ate his vegies as a child
- Anko eats messy fractions for breakfast
- Ankos mom is so fat it's like she overdoseed on KFC
- Anko is secretely a super hero called math man
- Anko never learned the alphabet
- Anko has illegal monkeys in his closet
- Anko eats his weight in nuts everyday
- Anko enjoys dancing to the YMCA song
- Anko is hiding Micheal Jackson in his basement
- Anko is the King in the Burger King comercials
- Anko enjoys fruit flavored chapstick
- Anko likes hard shell tacos more than soft
- Anko is afraid of santa clause
- Anko is wanted by the FBI for smuggling pink tigers into the United States
